"These are the best cheese sticks I've ever had" 

- random guy on the subway not wearing a mask, so he MUST know what he's talking about

"The most ingenious food item we've ever encountered. The Chef is truly this generation's closest thing to Elon Musk"

- Bone Apple Teeth Magazine

"You're stealing my thunder"

- COVID-19

"Big Stick Willy's is a true food prodigy and quickly set the gold standard for cheese stix"

- NY Times New Roman Magazine

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- Mark Cuban